smacksaw ([info]smacksaw) wrote,
@ 2009-05-05 11:49:00
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Boys will be vulgar boys
Don't blame us, it's genetic.

Let's begin with the reminder that Yoshi is 11 days from being 13 months.

Yoshi and Shingen were with me in the bed this morning as Gen has a bunch of work-related stuff to do (they go nuts when she is not around).

We were all sorta just sitting there, watching baseball. I needed to fart, so I did and a really loud one trumpeted out.

Yoshi busts out in laughter. Funniest thing ever, at least in awhile. He's sitting there clapping like made and laughing, and then trying to hug me. For farting.

Shingen is laughing at this nervously like "Dude, it's just a loud fart, it's not that funny."

Of course you doubt a little that he's laughing at the fart, like it's just the noise. That he doesn't understand bodily functions. By now you know that is not the case, as my recurring theme is "babies are smarter than you think" and that I have some sort of interesting anecdote to prove it.

And you're right, I do.

Yoshi sucks on a bottle at night, even while empty, so that all he is sucking down is air.

He takes his bottle and sucks on it.

About 2 minutes later, he stands up, turns towards me and burps loudly.

He starts clapping and doing the "Maniac" video...you know, Flashdance?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppxsWLXVs3E - 23 seconds in if you can't recall the move. But he pumps his legs and claps when he's excited.

Even Shingen started laughing there. He looked at me like "wow" and "that was strange."

I think he thought I burped, but regardless, he saw my vulgar male noisemaking and raised me.



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[info]surrey_sucks
2009-05-05 07:55 pm UTC (link)
Ew, you are so gross! Why do men think it is acceptable to fart in front of other people? OK, Sometimes I fart in front of my cat, but that's it!

You should buy them this book: The Gas We Pass: The Story of Farts. It is awesome.

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[info]smacksaw
2009-05-05 08:24 pm UTC (link)
That's guaranteed to be a good book as it's written by a Japanese ^^

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[info]surrey_sucks
2009-05-05 08:29 pm UTC (link)
It's an awesome book (I have it). I also have The Holes in Your Nose in the same series. I don't have Everybody Poops, but have looked through it, and was disappointed. The Gas We Pass is far superior. I highly recommend that you buy it, and since you have kids, you can pretend that you are buying it for them.

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[info]smacksaw
2009-05-15 04:30 am UTC (link)
LOL I don't have to put on any pretence. I'd buy it for me, LOL!

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[info]tertyl
2009-05-06 02:25 pm UTC (link)
Quinn thinks it's funny farting too, but his favorite part is farting and blaming it on his mom.

"Mama gased!" followed by lots of giggles.

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[info]smacksaw
2009-05-15 04:31 am UTC (link)
That's especially awesome in public places ^^

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