smacksaw (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} smacksaw) wrote,@ 2008-09-02 05:34:00 |
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Randomly quick
#1. The FreeCreditReport.com guy needs to die, and take the ad execs who made his commercials with him in some sort of murder-suicide. Then, they can all go to hell and help Satan REALLY make it hell. I think that if there is a hell, the FreeCreditReport.com guy steals my credit card info when I eat at his pirate-themed restaurant and uses it to buy a new subcompact.
#2. Cindy McCain, Jesus Fucking Christ is your personal shopper addicted to peyote? Who in the fuck dresses you? Nice collar at the GOP convention tonight. With your hair, it looked like someone was peeling a banana. And amazingly, that's a step-up for your usual clothing. I don't feel sorry for John McCain for being senile. Or for being a POW. Even for having a gumball in his cheek all the time. No, I feel sorry for him having to be seen in public with you, as if he has a choice. After all, you are the one with all of the money and he is so "incorruptable (except for that Keating Five thing)" he probably has no money of his own from being shady.
Here's a picture:
http://features.csmonitor.com/polit
Not that Laura Bush's outfit is any better. Certainly not her (failure at support) bra or that horrible coat.
#3. Everyone says not to attack Sarah Palin for her minor daughter being pregnant, but fuck that. I'm sorry. Her entire campaign platform is/was based off of her experience and her ideology. She is opposed to all contraception as well as sex outside of marriage. Our media fails if journalists cannot expose this. It's legitimate. She opened the door to this. They attack Obama for his foreign policy experience, something Obama puts out there. Same damn thing.
#1. The FreeCreditReport.com guy needs to die, and take the ad execs who made his commercials with him in some sort of murder-suicide. Then, they can all go to hell and help Satan REALLY make it hell. I think that if there is a hell, the FreeCreditReport.com guy steals my credit card info when I eat at his pirate-themed restaurant and uses it to buy a new subcompact.
#2. Cindy McCain, Jesus Fucking Christ is your personal shopper addicted to peyote? Who in the fuck dresses you? Nice collar at the GOP convention tonight. With your hair, it looked like someone was peeling a banana. And amazingly, that's a step-up for your usual clothing. I don't feel sorry for John McCain for being senile. Or for being a POW. Even for having a gumball in his cheek all the time. No, I feel sorry for him having to be seen in public with you, as if he has a choice. After all, you are the one with all of the money and he is so "incorruptable (except for that Keating Five thing)" he probably has no money of his own from being shady.
Here's a picture:
http://features.csmonitor.com/polit
Not that Laura Bush's outfit is any better. Certainly not her (failure at support) bra or that horrible coat.
#3. Everyone says not to attack Sarah Palin for her minor daughter being pregnant, but fuck that. I'm sorry. Her entire campaign platform is/was based off of her experience and her ideology. She is opposed to all contraception as well as sex outside of marriage. Our media fails if journalists cannot expose this. It's legitimate. She opened the door to this. They attack Obama for his foreign policy experience, something Obama puts out there. Same damn thing.
